I am an avid dog lover which is why I get along so well with two of my clients: Bree Robbins of Paddington Pups and Cory Andrews of The Dogs Country Club Kennel and Resort in Victoria.
I’m sure they’ll refer to this blog post from their blogs since it’s one of the many Internet Marketing Strategies I covered at the recent Blogging for Business Sales Lead Generation and How To Converts Your Online Browsers To Buyers Workshops – now both available as convenient Webinars.
When Angela Muzyczka sent me this joke, I just had to share it with you, not for SEO reasons, but because it’s funny.
The Difference Between Dogs And Computers
Favorite Food
Dogs: Kibbles
Computers: Bits
Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: Hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: Hit control-alt-delete
After destruction of personal property
DOGS: Dog not found
COMPUTERS: File not found
Favorite trick
DOGS: Roll over
COMPUTERS: Play dead
Comic page hero
DOGS: Dogbert
COMPUTERS: Dilbert
Fun way to mess with their heads
DOGS: Peanut butter on roof of mouth
COMPUTERS: Peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
Consequence of virus
DOGS: Replace valuable carpeting
COMPUTERS: Replace valuable data
Widely ignored government mandate
DOGS: Leash law at the park or beach
COMPUTERS: Communications Decency Act
Waste disposal tool
DOGS: Pooper-scooper
COMPUTERS: uninstaller (necessary only on Win-tel machines!)
Method of marking territory
DOGS: Lifting leg
COMPUTERS: “Designed for Windows XP”
Unique behavior
DOGS: Lick and drag
COMPUTERS: click-and-drag
Inexplicable physical feature
DOGS: Dewclaw
COMPUTERS: Scroll lock key
Estimated lifespan
DOGS: 12 years
COMPUTERS: 12 months
At end of useful life
DOGS: Euthanasia
COMPUTERS: Tax deduction
I guess you could say the difference between computers and dogs is bits and bites…!
Very funny.
Method of marking Territory could also be “Intel Inside”. Or anything starting with the letter “i”.
It is good to be able to have fun like this, even if it is unexpected. Every profession and passion has its own sense of humour. You can even find examples of Engineering Humour if you look for them.
Thanks for sharing
Ray Keefe
Successful Endeavours Pty Ltd
Casey Business of the Year 2010
Industrial Electronics Future Award Winner 2011
Award Winning Electronics Design and Embedded Software Development